Best bad joke of the day.

Luciano Pavarotti is lying on his deathbed, and the Pope comes to see him - to do the Last Rites and all that. After he's finished he says to Pavarotti:

"Please can you do me one favour? Can you take this letter to St. Peter for me when you die?"

"Of course Your Holiness, I'd be delighted to."

Luciano duly shuffles off a few hours later, and makes his way to the pearly gates. He hammers on them, and St Peter lets him in.

"I've got a letter for you from His Holiness."

"Thank you."

St Peter rips open the envelope and reads the letter.

"What does it say?" asks Luciano.

"It just says: 'Here's the tenner I owed you.' "